St. Patrick's Day – Why did God invent alcohol? – To keep the Irish from taking over the world! Why did God invent alcohol? – To keep the Irish from taking over the world! – Lá Fhéile Pádraig Sona Daoibh!! View this post on Google+ By 魔手 Global Citizen! こんにちは!僕の名前はマットです. Es decir soy Mateo. Aussi, je m'appelle Mathieu. Likes: Languages, Cultures, Computers, History, being Alive! \(^.^)/ View all of 魔手's posts.